- PIT Football Summer Season Brings Intense Competition and Epic Finals
- Record-Breaking Championships
- 7v7 Division 1: Primetime’s First Division 1 Crown
- 7v7 Division 2: MennoKnights Ready for Division 1
- 7v7 Division 3: Fail Mary’s Sensational Comeback
- 7v7 Division 4: Cream Machine Ends 15-Year Drought
- 7v7 Division 5: Rebels Break Long Dry Spell
- 7v7 Division 6: Glue Factory’s Epic Comeback
- 7v7 Division 7: Razorbacks’ Drought Ends After 17 Years
- 7v7 Division 8: Free Agents Dominate Mustard Tigers
- 5v5 Division 1: Knights Reign Once Again
- 5v5 Division 2: MonStars Seal Division 1 Berth
- 5v5 Division 3: Office Linebackers End Their Drought
- 5v5 Division 4: Goofy Goobers Take the League by Storm
- 5v5 Division 5: Banda Makers’ Recipe for Success
- Summer MVP Pierre Feng
- Registration for Fall Indoor League Now Open
- Record-Breaking Championships
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PIT Football Summer Season Brings Intense Competition and Epic Finals
Record-Breaking Championships
The PIT Football summer season recently concluded with an abundance of thrilling matches, record-breaking performances, and a few surprises. The championship finals were especially noteworthy, with legendary comebacks, long droughts ended, and statistical records shattered. Let’s take a closer look at the highlights from each division.
7v7 Division 1: Primetime’s First Division 1 Crown
In a battle of underdogs, Primetime emerged victorious against Jeffery, securing their first-ever Division 1 championship. Both teams entered the playoffs as the bottom two seeds in the division, but once they took to the field, anything was possible. The game was full of action, with passing touchdowns, rushing touchdowns, interception return touchdowns, and special team’s touchdowns. Primetime’s backfield proved too powerful for Jeffery, with three different players throwing for touchdowns. Although Jeffery had a chance to win the game with a last-minute Hail Mary, Primetime sealed their victory with an interception. It was a thrilling contest that showcased the best of Division 1 football.
7v7 Division 2: MennoKnights Ready for Division 1
The North Bay MennoKnights were the only top-seeded 7v7 team to break the PIT curse and capture a championship. They achieved this feat by sweeping the season series against the Gym Class Heroes, a remarkable accomplishment in the football world. With quarterback Taylor Buhler leading the charge, the MennoKnights demonstrated their strength and depth by throwing five touchdown passes, two each to Noah Bergman and James Teschuk. As they move up to Division 1 in the fall, it will be fascinating to see if they can continue their winning ways against tougher competition.
7v7 Division 3: Fail Mary’s Sensational Comeback
In a remarkable turn of events, Fail Mary staged a stunning comeback against the Enforcers to secure their first outdoor championship in the PIT. Trailing 26-6 in the third quarter, Fail Mary scored 21 consecutive points, including a last-minute touchdown pass from Derek Mills to Dantan Santos. With less than a minute left in the game, the Enforcers had an opportunity to tie the score with a rouge, but their punt fell short, allowing Fail Mary to preserve their hard-fought victory. This comeback victory will go down in the annals of Manitoba touch football history.
7v7 Division 4: Cream Machine Ends 15-Year Drought
The Cream Machine put an end to their 15-year championship drought by defeating Bleue’s Clueless. Despite starting quarterback Aaron Wold, who had not started a game all season, the Cream Machine found success with two early scoring drives. Backup quarterback Mike Nelson continued the momentum, throwing two touchdowns to secure their long-awaited title. The win marked a significant achievement for the Cream Machine, reminiscent of their championship glory in 2008. With this victory, the Cream Machine aims to repeat their success in future seasons, perhaps with a little help from some good omens like the re-election of Barack Obama.
7v7 Division 5: Rebels Break Long Dry Spell
The Rebels broke their drought of championship glory, last seen in 2012. Led by team captain Drew MacKenzie, who had a stellar performance with over 200 yards receiving and two long-bomb touchdown receptions, the Rebels dominated Necessary Roughness. This victory not only ended their dry spell but also brought joy to fantasy football team owners who had started Drew on championship weekend.
7v7 Division 6: Glue Factory’s Epic Comeback
The Glue Factory scripted the biggest comeback in Manitoba touch football history, overcoming a 30-point deficit to defeat Sonic Youth in overtime. At halftime, the Glue Factory found themselves trailing 30-0, but they showed incredible resilience and determination, scoring 30 consecutive points to force overtime. In a thrilling sudden death moment, the Glue Factory clinched the victory on a two-point conversion. Quarterback Dan Mikolash’s pass to Chaka “MVP” Newman will be remembered as the play that sealed their miraculous win. The Glue Factory’s resilience proves that they are not ready for retirement just yet.
7v7 Division 7: Razorbacks’ Drought Ends After 17 Years
The Razorbacks ended their 17-year championship drought in emphatic fashion. Game MVP Marty Bender threw for five touchdown passes, showcasing his expertise and leading his team to victory. As a symbolic gesture, the Razorbacks released a flock of carrier pigeons after the game, spreading the message that their long-awaited championship has finally arrived. This win will be etched in touch football history as a testament to perseverance and dedication.
7v7 Division 8: Free Agents Dominate Mustard Tigers
In a decisive victory, the Free Agents proved that the top seed curse does not apply to them. Employing a unique strategy of giving their opponents the ball both halves, the Free Agents outplayed the Mustard Tigers in all aspects of the game. The Free Agents’ dominant performance challenges the conventional statistical probabilities and adds an element of unpredictability to the captain’s huddle. Nonetheless, it is safe to say that Vince Lombardi, the legendary football coach, would not be pleased with this unconventional approach.
5v5 Division 1: Knights Reign Once Again
The Knights, the defending champions from the Summer of 2022, repeated their success by defeating the MonStars. Hall of Famer Jim Bell delivered a stellar performance, throwing seven touchdown passes, six to receivers with the last name Kornelsen. The Knights proved that lightning can strike twice, relishing their victory and establishing their dominance in Division 1.
5v5 Division 2: MonStars Seal Division 1 Berth
The MonStars secured their spot in Division 1 by winning the Division 2 championship in dramatic fashion. Scoring the winning touchdown on the last play of the game, the MonStars showcased their resilience and determination. Quarterback Matt Nikkel’s perfectly executed goal-line drag route pass to Deion Nelson sealed their victory. This thrilling contest will be remembered as one of the most riveting games of the 5v5 championships.
5v5 Division 3: Office Linebackers End Their Drought
The Office Linebackers ended their six-year championship drought by dominating the Gamecocks. Taylor Allen, the team’s standout quarterback, threw six touchdown passes, four of which went to game MVP Eric Melo. The Office Linebackers celebrated their victory, bringing light to the darkness that surrounded their previous championship in 2017. The team showcased their determination and talent, proving that they are a force to be reckoned with.
5v5 Division 4: Goofy Goobers Take the League by Storm
The Goofy Goobers, a rookie team, made an immediate impact by winning the Division 4 championship. With their speed and offensive prowess, led by dual-threat quarterback Ethan Dyrland, the Goofy Goobers dominated their opponents throughout the season. Their ability to consistently find open receivers for long touchdowns set them apart from the competition. The Goofy Goobers’ offensive explosiveness raises the question of whether they can maintain their success as they move up the divisions.
5v5 Division 5: Banda Makers’ Recipe for Success
The Banda Makers secured their third PIT championship with a commanding victory over DV. They averaged an impressive 46.5 points per game in the playoffs while allowing only 12.5 points per game. The dynamic duo of Karndeep Gosal and Tarndeep Gosal led the Banda Makers to victory with their outstanding performances. Karndeep threw for five touchdowns, ran for another, and had an interception on defense, earning him the MVP honors. Tarndeep’s kicking prowess, scoring four difficult-to-achieve rouges, solidified their strong showing. The Banda Makers’ recipe for success was a combination of skill, strategy, and determination.
Summer MVP Pierre Feng
Pierre Feng was rightfully awarded the Summer Most Valuable Player (MVP) for his outstanding performances throughout the season. Voted by his fellow players, Feng’s consistent excellence finally earned him the coveted MVP belt and an array of prizes from sponsors. After being a runner-up for the award in previous seasons, Feng’s stellar play was acknowledged as the best of the summer. Rumor has it that he may make appearances at local wrestling events, where he will not only defend his MVP belt but also challenge anyone in the building to a tables, ladders, and MVP belts match.
Registration for Fall Indoor League Now Open
As the official touch football league of the Winnipeg Blue Bombers, PIT Football continues to provide an avenue for passionate players to showcase their skills and compete at a high level. Registration for the Fall indoor league is now open, offering opportunities for teams and individuals to join the action. Interested participants can find more information here or by following @PITFootball on Instagram and Twitter.
In conclusion, the PIT Football summer season was an exhilarating display of skill, passion, and determination. From record-breaking performances to unforgettable comebacks, each division provided its own dose of excitement. As the league transitions to the Fall indoor league, fans and participants eagerly await the next chapter in the PIT Football saga.
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